Van City Kitty: Meet Apple!

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Here are the deets on Apple, submitted by VIA reader Lindsay D!

Breed/Colouring:  She is an Abyssinian blend

Hood: Vancouver, West End (originally from NYC, West Village.)

Habits: Reigning terror on Lindsay’s friends and family; destroying couches and visitor’s sense of mental well-being with equal passion; staring deeply and intensely into Lindsay’s boyfriend’s slowly withering soul; aggressively snuggling Lindsay, the only living being she doesn't want violently destroyed. Apple has been training all winter for the summer season of catching & releasing house flies- her method it to catch, release, repeat until dead (and thus transformed into edible treats or, better yet, floor decorations.)

 

		Name: Ms. Apple Snacks

Hangouts: Any article of black clothing left lying around, under the chair by the hallway (perfect spot for swiping feet), Lindsay’s shoulder or lap.

Favorite Things:  Vengeance. (Least Favorite Things: Garbage bags. (Why do they make a howling cacophony of Satan’s screams when shaken!?)

Other Info:  "I’m not trapped in this apartment, I’m just biding my time."

Ms. Snacks getting some filing done for Lindsay:

Who needs a cat bed when you can put a fresh coat of fur on some new clothes?

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