Former Save On Meats owner runs hilarious Instagram account

Remember Nicole Arnett? The former co-owner of Save On Meats who starred in Gastown Gamble which chronicled (some of) the trials and tribulations of its reopening a few years back? She runs an Instagram account we hope you're following. @alleychairs not only delivers its name (chairs abandoned in alleyways, mostly around the Lower Mainland), but also entertaining commentary accompanying.

The only person to ever pull off head to toe red leather was Eddie Murphy in Delirious and you, my friends, are no Eddie Murphy. "My mother was like Clint Eastwood with a shoe" #alleychairs #heyboy ?: @danielknowlton

A photo posted by Alley Chairs (@alleychairs) on Oct 3, 2015 at 9:58pm PDT

It's only the end of September but we're already pale as hell. Yeah it's nice out but shirt on guy... You're scaring the kids. #Alleychairs #eeewwwww ?: the amazing @ericafilomena & @earnesticecream

A photo posted by Alley Chairs (@alleychairs) on Sep 23, 2015 at 8:41am PDT

Ugh...god I shouldn't have eaten all that...maybe if I just loosen this belt and lean waaaay back...awe yeah...?that's better... Vancouver, 2013 #alleychairs

A photo posted by Alley Chairs (@alleychairs) on Oct 28, 2013 at 1:29pm PDT

Just sitting around waiting for @banksy to like, draw a dog playing poker sitting on me... #alleychairs ?: @nicothebutcher

A photo posted by Alley Chairs (@alleychairs) on Sep 15, 2015 at 9:12pm PDT

h/t @GayNineties and @thepeak