You do not have to be an excellent writer to publish a memoir. You just need a really good story.
Last year, a 25-year-old bisexual man posted a photo of his dicks (yes, plural) on “The Meat Market” Tumblr and his two 10-inch penises caught public attention. No duh. Then, the man (who goes by DoubleDickDude on both Twitter and Tumblr) did an open interview on Reddit and he really blew up.
Now, he’s published an e-memoir about his life, wild sexual exploits and the travails of his rare condition: Double Header: My Life With Two Penises.
DoubleDickDude’s anatomical specialty is referred to as diphallia. The first reported case of double dicks was in 1609 and apparently, only one in 5.5 million men in the United States have this condition. Of course, one would automatically imagine how great it would be to have two dicks, right?
Especially two 10-inch dicks that are beyond capable.
In his memoir, DoubleDickDude talks about the medical issues and surgeries he’s had to undergo over the years because of his anatomy. Of course when he was born, the medical community was fascinated and dying to conduct tests and studies on him, but his mother would not allow it. In his teens, he even contemplated having one of his penises removed, but never went through with it. “Take it from the guy with two penises, teen years and high school are not made any better with an extra penis,” he told Rolling Stone. “My penises made life hell for a while.”(I’m sure he’s happy now that he’s gotten double blow jobs on the regular. We all gravitate towards dumb decisions in high school.) He’s had some surgeries and suffered a few sex injuries, but that is expected to happen when you have banged 1,000 men and women. DoubleDickDude keeps his cocks fully employed.
Even though he’s published this book and become a bit of a celebrity online, he refuses to give up his identity, sticking with DoubleDickDude as his name and never revealing his face to the public. I have to respect this. When his dicks were circling the internet he was approached to do magazines, live interviews, he was offered his own reality show and of course, the porn companies were banging down his doors. However, he refused it all (the guy basically turned down being a millionaire) for a really admirable reason (even if he is equating himself to Superman):
“The best way and easiest way to explain it is like this: If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone,” he said. “Anyone he cared for would be scrutinized and a target. Anywhere he went, people would know who he was and have expectations of him. He would have no “alone” time and no freedom. If I went public and on camera, from that moment on I’d be the guy with two dicks, not me. My neighbors would know the guy with two dicks lived next door. The butcher at the grocery store would know, the girl at the drive-thru would probably find out.
I’d never be able to do anything the same way again. I’d get asked to take them out and show them to people randomly. That’s not a cool idea if you ask me.”
I remember when Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, went public. Of course, figuring out you have two vaginas is not as noticeable as figuring out you have two penises. Jones did not discover it until she was 18, had her period (extremely painful cramps, FYI) and was sexually active. She didn’t know something was wrong until someone told her. Young teenage girls do not discuss their anatomy openly, because we are taught this is not appropriate. Boys talking about their dicks is a right of passage.
Still, DoubleDickDude is right. He would become his penises. He would be nothing else but two, huge dicks. And really, your genitals do not make you. Even if they did help you write a memoir at age 25.
