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Instagram account that rates public bathrooms in Vancouver

So Bathrooms of YVR is a real thing on Instagram. Claiming to be the #1 and the #2 account in the city (OH DEAR) the account is run by an anonymous woman who takes the public washroom experience seriously (okay, maybe not so seriously).
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So Bathrooms of YVR is a real thing on Instagram. Claiming to be the #1 and the #2 account in the city (OH DEAR) the account is run by an anonymous woman who takes the public washroom experience seriously (okay, maybe not so seriously).

For each bathroom featured she offers hilarious commentary along with an overall rating based on a 5 smiley-poop-emoji scale, a ranking on cleanliness out of 5 stars and a flying-money-emoji ranking on "$ to pop a squat". You pretty much have to follow right now.

???????????????????????????? Rating: ???/5 Cleanliness: ?/5 $ to pop a squat: Freeeeee YAAAS freee! ????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? This bathroom is a GODSEND if you're walking down Denman and suddenly have to empty ye olde water tower. Especially if you've already eaten and don't want to spend bank on a drink that'll just make you pee 50 bazillion times. Thanks but no friggen thanks, amiright? Buying a coffee to use a WC when you already need to pee is like watching 7 hours of My Strange Addiction in your underwear on a sunny Saturday...IT'S A BAD IDEA (And not something I've done or enjoyed ob-vi-ous-ly *coughs*) ????????????????????? Ok can we talk about that little step ladder? I am in love with it. Like I get that it's primarily used by and for children but c'mon, what grown adult woman doesn't want to loom over the sink like a Big Friendly Giant? I mean, ya, you do run the risk of looking a bit foolish BUT WHO F*CKING CARES?! The ceiling in this bathroom may just be the first step in our quest to reach the stars! Who friggen knows!? ????????????????????? Ok, I'm done looking up. Let's look down at the floor. Specifically at that one bit of square tile that is daring to be different. Why? Why that size? And why that location? Just why? Is it a subtle "stand here" sign for the sink? Is it a secret portal where, if I stomp three times, I'll be transported to a secret world, Harry Potter style? Please be that. Please. The Weasley clan always complain about being poor but they literally live in their own private high-rise. I can't even afford my own apartment. I want to be part of that world. BTW I better be a Slytherin. Just saying. And I want a wand with unicorn hair in it. (I'm totes not bad ass enough to be a Slytherin.) ????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? Overall, it's not super clean but it IS SUPER CONVENIENT. Just walk on in and head toward the rink and then take a SHARP LEFT. Bing bang boom you're there. ???????????????????????????? #bathroomsofyvr #vancouver #review #toilet #wtf #beachday #tmi #explorebc #604 #communitybathroom #amazing #lol #longcaption #canada #noshame #MyStrangeAddiction #TLC #HarryPotter

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