It’s been brought to our attention that several mountains south of the border have been actively squabbling over the past few days.
It all erupted when Forbes published an article about there being 40 earthquakes in its vicinity since January 1st, sparking a closer look at what the heck’s going on down there.
Here’s what Mount St. Helens had to say about that:
I’M BACK BITCHES https://t.co/Arigi8oVoK
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) January 4, 2018
It’s all part of a Twitter beef that’s been simmering since November when Mt Baker lost its cool.
We stratovolcanoes are the highest mountains in the state of Washington… besides @MtStHelensWA because he's a loser.
— Mt. Baker (@MtBakerWA) November 17, 2017
— Mt. St. Helens (@MtStHelensWA) November 17, 2017
Our local volcano, Mount Garibaldi near Squamish, has so far been dormant, not piping up to participate because it doesn’t have a Twitter account… yet. And our local ski hills (@Mt_Seymour, @GrouseMountain and @CypressMtn) are too polite and Canadian to dip their toes into this fiery conversation.
Check out more on the squabble HERE.