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7 better names for the Arbutus Greenway

This week’s announcement that the city has purchased the tract of land known as the Arbutus Corridor from CP Rail had us in a tizzy. What will they call it? Sure, Arbutus Greenway sounds pleasant enough.
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Forget the Arbutus Greenway. How much fun would it be to take a leisurely walk along "Gary"?

This week’s announcement that the city has purchased the tract of land known as the Arbutus Corridor from CP Rail had us in a tizzy. What will they call it? Sure, Arbutus Greenway sounds pleasant enough. But where’s the pizzazz? The poetry? The sexual innuendo?  Here are some suggestions from the nimble minds at K&K:

• The Most Compelling Reason to Visit Arbutus.

• Not in My Back Yard’s Back Yard.

• Loin-arousing Development Potential

• Another Excuse for NPA Supporters to Use the Tired Term “Mayor Moonbeam.”

• Gregor’s Treasure Trail.

• An Implacable Force Brooding Over an Inscrutable Intention.

• Gary.

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