Vancouver Police Chief Jim Chu’s recent announcement that he plans to retire this spring sent K&K into a panic. Next to former VPD superintendent Kash Heed, Chief Chu has one of the most pun-friendly headline names around. And in his seven-and-a-half years as chief, we’ve only scratched the surface with such gems as “Big league Chu” and “Something to Chu on.”
So before his reign is over, we’d like to offer up the following Chu-related headlines to anyone in need of one. You’re welcome.
• If Chu don’t know me by now
• Through a Chu lens
• Aww Chu
• What Chu do to my body
• Chu back, ahhh
• Chu detective
• Frankie says: Chu’s life
• Chu-y goodness
• Chu never know
• Sock it Chu to me
• In Chu the out door
• That thing you Chu
• Chu the right thing
• Yabba-dabba-Chu
• Chu that to me one more time
• Chu romance
• Rebel without a Chu
• Chu believer.
