In honour of Father’s Day this Sunday, the more poetic members of K&K have dusted off their quills to pen a series of heartfelt haikus about our dads. You’re welcome. And if you have some Father’s Day haikus to share with readers, please email them to [email protected]. We’ll print our favourite ones in the next issue of the Courier.
Fixing the mower
Your acne ass startled me
Goodnight, cratered moon.
•••
My friend Dave saw you
At the Wong’s corner store once
Buying a Hustler.
•••
That time you were crying
When Spock died in Wrath of Khan
Highly illogical.
•••
Miami Vice soundtrack
Or Bruce Hornsby and the Range
You like a good beat.
•••
When you ask for help
With your PC, I’m afraid
I’ll see your history.
•••
Liona Boyd lust
You’ve made known far too often:
“One fine looking broad.”
•••
Post vasectomy
A bag of frozen veggies
Soothed your loin’s last gasp.
•••
Now that Co-op’s gone
Where do you buy your gaunch?
So much I don’t know.
