Once again technology has proven to be a cruel mistress. Earlier this month, Rogers Wireless went down for nearly TWO HOURS preventing voice and text messages on what will forever be known as “Black LOL-less Wednesday.”
Now we’ve learned that Facebook experienced a short-lived outage Monday morning that prevented users from sending messages, posting photos, status updates and comments — particularly those that would have expressed impotent rage over the inability to send messages, post photos, status updates and comments.
The real tragedy, however, is that we will never know all the important information we lost Monday morning until our friends pick themselves off the floor and repost all those unfiltered thoughts, casual observations and never ending content to the web. So until then, we eagerly await Dave’s Instagram photo of the tofu scramble he was about to scarf down, Tanya’s cryptic status update that she’s “having the worst morning ever,” Ethan’s video post of the Bangles’ “Manic Monday,” Debra’s “like” of Ethan’s video post, Dylan’s “totally know what that’s like LOL” comment and repost of Ethan’s video post, Lara’s “hmmm” comment under Dave’s tofu scramble photo, Tammy’s birthday wishes to her one-year-old daughter who probably doesn’t possess the manual dexterity to access Facebook yet and our mom’s score on her most recent game of Candy Crush. You’re really “crushing it,” Mom!